Despite warnings from T-Shirt rights activists, we’re pushing ahead with another round of T-Shirt fights. In the ring this time are contenders for the next Tim and Eric design. Winners go in the shop. Losers are ritualistically murdered.
Design number one captures that moment in time when a person knows that they want to get their poke on with another. The players are Carol and Mister Henderson. The shirt is white. And their poke was stronger than death. VOTE NOW!
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Design number two is pink and has what look to be small breasts with large nipples or large nipples with bottom-heavy areolas in two columns of three. The back will have an explanatory “Here CHIPPY!” message, letting everyone in on the now completely lucid joke. VOTE NOW!
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Design number three takes everyone’s favorite prankster’s signature name and / or catchphrase, SPAGETT, and puts it on your chest in proud, orange to brown gradient letters. Signature strands of cooked spaghetti dangle whimsically on a bright red background. VOTE NOW!
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Design number four is for all you players out there looking for romance, of a sexual nature. A cool black tee, with neon pink “romance” atop a shiny steel “sexual” says “let’s be frank about our desires. And let’s be sexual about our romance. VOTE NOW!
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